CallTheLeads

It was another boring day at the marketing company, and Drewbie was sick and tired of hearing his clients whining about the leads they were receiving. "These leads suck, man!" they said in a dull and uninspired tone. Drewbie had had enough of their BS. He had been running the company for six months, and he knew they could do way better than this.

So, he took matters into his own hands and became a hardcore sales guy. He picked up the phone and started calling the leads himself. "What's up, motherf***ers?" he greeted them, in his best Tony Robbins impression. "This is Drewbie, and I'm here to serve you at the highest level!"
To his surprise, Drewbie discovered that the leads weren't that bad after all. They were just waiting for someone to talk to them with genuine enthusiasm and energy. Drewbie made some amazing breakthroughs and started closing deals his team had given up on.

He realized that his team's approach was the real problem. They were too stiff and formal. They needed to loosen up and become more like him - a hardcore sales guy who wasn't afraid to take risks and speak his mind.
That's when Drewbie had an idea. He created a hat and t-shirt with the phrase "CALL THE DAMN LEADS" emblazoned. He wanted to inspire his team and show them that anything was possible if they were willing to put in the effort.

Soon, people worldwide were wearing Drewbie's "CALL THE DAMN LEADS" hats and t-shirts. They were inspired by the message and the story behind it. It became a symbol of hardcore salesmanship and a fuck your excuses attitude.

So, if you're sick of hearing people complain and ready to take action, get yourself a "CALL THE DAMN LEADS" hat or t-shirt. Wear it like a boss and remind yourself that success is just a phone call away.

...oh, and stop back often because this page is going to be filled with sales humor and great stories about deals gone wild!

Drewbie "The Meme Lord" Wilson